Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
wow you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences
(via starryfieldsforever)
That’s
FUCKING
ADORABLE.
Can’t wait for this moment O//////O (Couldn’t help but re-re-re-read it)
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I need to prepare physically and emotionally…
| Latvia: | Sparkled suits and rap...Russia take me now... |
| Finland: | Look Su-san. Christmas came early this year - and was about a gay wedding *blushes* |
| Greece: | Told you we loved dancing. Wish the song had been about cats and not free alcohol though.. |
| Norway: | Better not be in the bottom again or I'll send my troll after you. You'll vote for me, right little brother? |
| Iceland: | Be lost. I needed no flashy show - hired Thor. |
| Switzerland: | Nice song - glad we didn't qualify for the finals though. No way I'm spending money on hosting next year. |
| Hungary: | If he wasn't so cute, I would've smacked the singer with my skillet - I'm falling asleep here.. |
| Romania: | Tsk Hungary, your mister Nice Guy is nothing compared to my representative. I dig the whole black and red Dracula theme. Very nice. |